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It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Steve Irwin has been reborn
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
probably my favorite text I’ve ever received.